Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
(via laughcentre)
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I snorted.
(via datsenseofhumor)
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
(via childrenoftrees)
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
(via datsenseofhumor)
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