Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
The very best of Ellen trying to make Chris Pine cry.